At HRH Prince Azim of Brunei’s 25th birthday party in England this weekend Jackson is getting the eight-figure fee for mingling with other guests. For the celebration the royal is said to be spending a total of $14 million.

Michael Jackson’s, the surgically altered performer, who hasn’t had a hit record in years, is reportedly getting $10 million to appear at a birthday party for a prince of Brunei — and he doesn’t even have to sing.